The Return of A Titan

And so it was, that the Son of The Blog hath returneth to the city of 40 days and 40 nigths++ of rain. His nameth waseth Bgeezuz, and he hath descended upon us with his might and his glory and brought the word of The Almighty Blog.

"Bego ye no sin in the name of the Blog and thy blogs shall flourish and grow with many comments and hits."

From the land of the fashion and the 1 million+ inhabitants and the home of many a celebrities he cameth. Bgeezuz bestowed upon us The Book of Personal Drawings, and in it, behold, the soul shall shine and his drawings bring the spirit of blogging.

So it was, the disciples of Bgeezuz gave their spare time to his workings, and saw that it was good. Though Bgeezuz was only a henchman for The Man Behind The Curtain, The Man Behind The Curtain took upon him the pledge of dedication and honor and asketh the Lord Bgeezuz to look in The Book of Personal Drawings, and upon the spirit that was felt by The Bazlowsky, he heeded the call and spoke:

"I shall pick a random drawing from The Book of Personal Drawings and tattoeth it upon me."

Bgeezuz blessed him with concent, and they uttered sounds of joy, and it was good.

And so the Lord of the Blog shall ascend back to the land of the fashion and the 1 million+ inhabitants and the home of many a celebrities in all his glory. Before this these words of wizdom he blessed us with, and bestowed upon us:

"Even though The Blog of all blogs is growing and increasing and being beheld by many souls and dudes and stuff, thou shall not fear to publish. Thou shall writeth down thy ideas and inspirations and other sillyness and let thy writings be manifested upon the blog for all to see. This I say to you my children before my return to whilst I came."

And so his words had been spoken, and his principles been laid and he dissapeared into a misty fog of entoxication from beer and wine.

The End.